{"product_id":"5-genuine-rocks™","title":"5 Genuine Rocks™","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"109\" data-end=\"215\"\u003eLooking for the perfect gift for someone who already has everything?\u003cbr data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"180\"\u003eNow they can also have… five rocks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"217\" data-end=\"365\"\u003eIntroducing \u003cstrong data-start=\"229\" data-end=\"249\"\u003e5 Genuine Rocks™\u003c\/strong\u003e — a premium collection of completely ordinary rocks placed carefully into a plastic bag for maximum disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"571\"\u003eHand-selected from the ground and packaged with almost no purpose whatsoever, this legendary bad gift is guaranteed to confuse friends, disappoint family members, and start conversations nobody asked for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"573\" data-end=\"740\"\u003eWhether it’s for Secret Santa, birthdays, office pranks, or giving a truly unforgettable terrible gift, these rocks deliver absolutely nothing except emotional damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"yfmar7\" data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"51yvj5\" data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"770\"\u003e5 real rocks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1l5vjwf\" data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e0 rare minerals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1a712w1\" data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"808\"\u003e0 hidden treasure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hih0qw\" data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"826\"\u003e0 practical use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19grpcd\" data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"848\"\u003e100% disappointment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"y18rx0\" data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"866\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"979\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"198le51\" data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"890\"\u003eBad gift competitions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bp9sqf\" data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"905\"\u003eSecret Santa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2uvdjx\" data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"914\"\u003ePranks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ysc9yn\" data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eAnnoying your friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1bkq8dp\" data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"979\"\u003ePeople who say “don’t get me anything”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"ntc4eu\" data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"993\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"994\" data-end=\"1068\"\u003eMay cause confusion, regret, and immediate questioning of your friendship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1070\" data-end=\"1103\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1070\" data-end=\"1103\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eHandle with low expectations.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ungiftables","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42420450558027,"sku":"ROCKS-5GEN-001","price":5.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/6563\/5147\/files\/rocklabel.png?v=1778819958","url":"https:\/\/ungiftables.com\/products\/5-genuine-rocks%e2%84%a2","provider":"Ungiftables","version":"1.0","type":"link"}