{"product_id":"bent-nail-bundle™","title":"Bent Nail Bundle™","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"82\" data-end=\"161\"\u003eWhy give someone useful nails when you can give them Bent Nail Bundle™ instead?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"269\"\u003eThis premium pack contains 20 professionally ruined nails that are guaranteed to make every project worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"359\"\u003ePerfectly bent, awkwardly twisted, and completely unreliable, these nails are ideal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"501\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bspzn1\" data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"385\"\u003eTerrible birthday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jksn3p\" data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"416\"\u003eSecret Santa disappointments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qdeuqh\" data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"440\"\u003eTradie prank presents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1byao5w\" data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"471\"\u003ePassive aggressive toolboxes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2gw6la\" data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"501\"\u003ePeople you secretly dislike\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"674\"\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e✔ 20 bent nails\u003cbr data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"531\"\u003e✔ Impossible to hammer straight\u003cbr data-start=\"562\" data-end=\"565\"\u003e✔ Maximum frustration included\u003cbr data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"598\"\u003e✔ Professionally packaged disappointment\u003cbr data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"641\"\u003e✔ Guaranteed terrible performance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"676\" data-end=\"860\"\u003eWhether you’re sabotaging a DIY enthusiast emotionally or searching for the worst gift imaginable, Bent Nail Bundle™ delivers pure hardware-based disappointment straight to their soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"918\"\u003eWarning:\u003cbr\u003eMay cause yelling, confusion, and trust issues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"949\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eHandle with low expectations.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ungiftables","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42420445511755,"sku":"BNB-001","price":5.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/6563\/5147\/files\/cbff75bf-39e3-44a9-ac4e-6c0c1f8aeea5.png?v=1778818264","url":"https:\/\/ungiftables.com\/products\/bent-nail-bundle%e2%84%a2","provider":"Ungiftables","version":"1.0","type":"link"}