Licorice Nightmares™
Some flavours should never have existed.
Licorice Nightmares™ delivers 20 black jelly beans packed with the unmistakable taste of regret, disappointment, and bad decisions.
Loved by absolutely nobody, these glossy little disasters are perfect for:
- Terrible prank gifts
- Secret Santa sabotage
- Office joke snacks
- Punishing your friends
- People who say “I’ll eat anything”
Every bean is carefully selected for maximum emotional damage and minimum enjoyment.
Features:
✔ 20 black jelly beans
✔ Suspicious licorice flavor
✔ Professionally packaged disappointment
✔ Looks edible. Barely.
✔ Guaranteed bad reactions
Tasting Notes:
- Burnt sadness
- Sugary regret
- Grandma’s purse
- Lingering disappointment
Whether you’re ruining movie night or searching for the worst snack gift imaginable, Licorice Nightmares™ delivers flavor-based suffering in every bite.
Warning:
May permanently damage friendships and tastebuds.
Handle with low expectations.