{"product_id":"literally-nothing™","title":"Literally Nothing™","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"116\"\u003eLooking for the perfect terrible gift?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"226\"\u003eCongratulations. You found Literally Nothing™ — a premium zip-lock bag containing absolutely nothing at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"289\"\u003eNo gadgets.\u003cbr data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"242\"\u003eNo snacks.\u003cbr data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"255\"\u003eNo money.\u003cbr data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"267\"\u003eNo hidden surprises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"291\" data-end=\"341\"\u003eJust pure, professionally packaged disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"355\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"356\" data-end=\"490\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13bcu0b\" data-start=\"356\" data-end=\"380\"\u003eSecret Santa disasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"er22hk\" data-start=\"381\" data-end=\"403\"\u003eBirthday prank gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ko9brv\" data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eOffice joke presents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"txcmab\" data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"455\"\u003ePassive aggressive gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pipqus\" data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"490\"\u003ePeople who “don’t want anything”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"649\"\u003eFeatures:\u003cbr\u003e✔ Contains absolutely nothing\u003cbr data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"534\"\u003e✔ 100% empty\u003cbr data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"549\"\u003e✔ Professionally packaged uselessness\u003cbr data-start=\"586\" data-end=\"589\"\u003e✔ Guaranteed confusion on opening\u003cbr data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"625\"\u003e✔ Zero practical purpose\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"660\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"693\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1th0ki0\" data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"674\"\u003e1 empty bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"vm1bis\" data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"693\"\u003eUnlimited regret\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"695\" data-end=\"852\"\u003eWhether you’re trying to prank a mate, ruin a gift exchange, or become the worst gift giver in history, Literally Nothing™ delivers exactly what it promises:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"862\"\u003eNothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"893\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eHandle with low expectations.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ungiftables","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42420439941195,"sku":"NTH-001","price":3.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/6563\/5147\/files\/6ec638d9-fed0-4856-9b2a-89a9eead3a9f.png?v=1778817839","url":"https:\/\/ungiftables.com\/products\/literally-nothing%e2%84%a2","provider":"Ungiftables","version":"1.0","type":"link"}