Pre-Stripped Screws™ – The Worst Gift Ever

Know someone who loves DIY projects?
Ruin their weekend with Pre-Stripped Screws™ — professionally engineered to round out instantly and destroy motivation on contact.

Perfect for:

• annoying coworkers
• dads who “can fix anything”
• Secret Santa gifts
• terrible handymen
• people you secretly dislike

Features

✔ Pre-stripped for convenience
✔ Built to disappoint
✔ Maximum frustration guaranteed
✔ Tradie disappointment certified
✔ Emotionally damaging hardware

Specifications

• Qty: 25 Screws
• 8G x 40mm
• Countersunk Head
• Phillips Drive
• Questionable quality

Warning

Not recommended for:

• actual projects
• people you like
• anger management patients